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Transport for London tackle commuter delays with designated suicide station

Following a flood of complaints from frustrated commuters, Transport for London has today named Amersham on the Metropolitan Line as the official station for killing yourself. ‘It’s really not fair...

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Man finally invents the ‘Leg Jumper’

Although the jumper – a thicker, secondary layer worn over a shirt or vest to provide an extra layer of insulation to the upper torso and arms – has existed as long as we can remember, until now there...

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Scandinavian detective to remain upbeat despite series of personal tragedies

Detective Sergeant Fred Blomqvist was in no way downcast last night after falling victim to the latest in a series of personal and work-related traumas. Having your six-year old daughter chopped into...

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Festive Jumpers: Are they the new black?‏

What’s snuggly, fun and covered in Santas? Of course, the answer is Stripper Elves; but to some it is festive jumpers. Up and down the country, designers ask the same question – is Christmas-themed...

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Dog forced to wear Christmas outfit just waiting to bite owner

A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the...

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