Transport for London tackle commuter delays with designated suicide station
Following a flood of complaints from frustrated commuters, Transport for London has today named Amersham on the Metropolitan Line as the official station for killing yourself. ‘It’s really not fair...
View ArticleMan finally invents the ‘Leg Jumper’
Although the jumper – a thicker, secondary layer worn over a shirt or vest to provide an extra layer of insulation to the upper torso and arms – has existed as long as we can remember, until now there...
View ArticleScandinavian detective to remain upbeat despite series of personal tragedies
Detective Sergeant Fred Blomqvist was in no way downcast last night after falling victim to the latest in a series of personal and work-related traumas. Having your six-year old daughter chopped into...
View ArticleFestive Jumpers: Are they the new black?
What’s snuggly, fun and covered in Santas? Of course, the answer is Stripper Elves; but to some it is festive jumpers. Up and down the country, designers ask the same question – is Christmas-themed...
View ArticleDog forced to wear Christmas outfit just waiting to bite owner
A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the...
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